Riverface's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bridge Kids: Free Strokes]

Just a menagerie of people socially fucking up. It makes my neck upsettingly tight.
I love this.

[Not. Fast. Enough.]

The discordant weird music and the intense perspective changes make this very unique. Great job! I don't think I'd change a thing about it.

[the.real.sonic.the.hedgehog.the.movie.1080p.mp4]

Incredibly unique bit. Great job.

[Wimp Witch: LIARLIAR]

Her pubic area creates a full circle in side frames where it would normally create a subtler slope, which isn't something I would have done personally. I'm not sure what that would look like if the suit came off and that creates implications that bother me a little? But hey, that's not what I rate for. It's the animation itself and how it aligns with the mood the song creates, which is great! She's also generally just really cute. Great job!

[Dexter meets Alien]

Short, sweet, to the point.

[Glenda, the classiest galaxy tourist - Extra 1]

Wow! Technology is getting to be Amazing!

[Breakfast]

SOLD.

[FAT FUCK: CHAPTER ONE]

Now this--- THIS...Is the kind of content I want to see. Can't wait for more.

[Glenda, the classiest galaxy tourist - Episode 1]

Great toon, dude! This cartoon establishes glenda in an interesting light from the get-go. A slave to her urges. Excellent communication of petulance, poor judgement, and poor physical shape in body language.

[MUTT and CHOPPS]

I dig this. It's classical in execution and there's a lot of content here for something that just popped up seemingly out of nowhere.

There's something special about these characters. A certain je ne sais quoi to the way they're acted that makes them a joy to watch, even if they're not necessarily accomplishing much.

A few people were saying something like, "This is youtube material," and that couldn't be further from the truth.
This is pure from camera-winking irony. It actually tries to immerse you in some way, which is a sight for sore eyes.

Now onto specific people:

Brian, your music created a fantastic vibe. I was enchanted by the sitar bits and I feel like you were inspired by the recent Sherlock Holmes movies, a vibe that I personally adore. Great work.

Hans & Carlos: The exaggerated motions created wonderful silhouettes and there is seriously not enough of that going on in live action these days. You HAVE to keep going with this. Whoever did the makeup did a great job. I don't think it would have been possible for someone who hasn't animated at least a little bit to do as good a job as you guys did here.

Tomar: Everything you did here was spot-on to the philosophical hippie thing. The character voice was perfect, and I got some chills watching that bit with the exploded dome. That was cool.

Cid: The script was great. Nothing swung and missed for me, and upon watching again I noticed that "as long as they don't run" line.

Eiomaru: You got a great performance out of the whole cast. If you didn't, this would have probably taken a lot longer or maybe even sucked. Actors don't know how they look until they're on the screen and it takes a good eye to know when to call it good and when to reshoot. Great job.

JamesLee: Very nice clangs. I could feel how much dew's head would have hurt if he wasn't already dead.

In summation, all I can think of when I see this is, "this is a product of people who love what they're doing."
It fucking rules and it belongs here.